So I hear the sixties were good times....

So....where to start....at the beginning is usually the best place, right?

First of all, I have had a couple of interesting weeks. Between work and play, I have reverted (socially and mentally) to my highschool years. Those of you who knew me then have an idea of what I am talking about. Those new friends that don't....let me just say that I was not the most, uh, pure (wrong word), uh, hard to get (man, that sounds even worse) uh, let's just say I gave flirting and teasing new definition (there, that sums up nothing!) Anyway, I have( to say the least) enjoyed the deterioration of my current psyche to the max. Now to the point of this exercise. I have been talking to a certain gentleman. I say gentleman b/c not only is he one, but he is also a sexy older male (this is the point in the blog where everyone turns their head and goes "ewww!) At just one year shy of double my age, we share none of the same interests (with the exception of flirting), has a completly different viewpoint on life (well, duh right?) and has a job that takes him out of town (i have been down that road before....not really the roadie type). Other than that there is just something about this guy that has me hooked right now. Im really trying hard to decide what to do!

Anyone got any ideas????

3 pts for a rebound, right???

So after a month long illness, the fog in by brain has cleared, the texting callus' on my thumbs have healed and, most importantly I have come away unscathed and with a better idea of what i need out of a man (not boy, did ya'll know there was a difference?). 

So back to the goods....

Again, your profile pic is the first thing I see. Be aware of the creep factor...

Guy in the pool. You are not Michael Phelps...You have unfortuantely managed to make me think of that creepy movie Nieve Campbell was in where she killed people. Not sexy

While honesty is the best policy, telling me your stepmother has to go to jail for a couple of months is not the best way to start a conversation. 

Cussing me out b/c i didn't want to talk to you is frankly rude and a huge turnoff. I guess I am weird that way. Desperate much? 

Telling me you miss me after talking twice through email is not only creepy but it makes you sound like a loser. Saying hi and how are you is not the love connection I am looking for

Asking me where I would most like to make love, then telling me yours is in the back of your truck (mattress included, oh yeah, he went there) sounds more like I should get paid for my time with you. Which I could be ok with, just let me know. (What is it with these guys and the back of their vechicles? Are we in highschool? Do I look like that type of lady?)

No, I don't want to be facebook friends, I think it is weird that you would even ask. Can we just go the old fashioned route and "miss" each others phone calls and texts?

Again, your profile name is also very important. 69maneater. I'm sure describes your personality perfectly but now i think you are gay. Good luck on your search sir. 

Back to the old drawing board. Or keyboard I guess in this instance!