PDA. The best source of gossip fodder out there. How else would we know that Sally and Jesse are "together" unless we saw them in the lunchroom making out? We could just take Sally's word for it, but she has had a crush on Jesse since like, third grade. Her viewpoint is kinda one sided. Besides, nothing starts off a conversation better than "OMG you would not believe what I just saw!". Also, think of your attractiveness and popularity. Those go waay up when something juicy is on the line. but really? The lunchroom? Why not be like every other horny teenager and just make out in the stariwell behind Mrs. Carters class (couldn't have been just me....it was a good spot) There is something just amazingly gross about seeing two people in the theros of hormonal rage- oops passion. I get it. In the beginning (or 3 years into....) of a relationship you kinda Hulk out and all the passion and love and spit you have been saving since you saw the Notebook just comes out and won't be denied. Im sure there is a french word that describes it perfectly.
Lets define PDA. PUBLIC DISPLAYS of AFFECTION .
That was an easy one! Give me another! No, really
Anyway we need to define what is ok to display and what really should stay in the stairwell behind Mrs. Carters classroom.
1) NO FRENCH KISSING (seriously really gross, its not an attractive kiss to begin with much less you experiencing it and not me)
2) Hand holding is allowed and encouraged (awwww it is soooo sweet!!!!!!!!! even though im a sweater and wintertime is really the only time I feel comfortable doing it)
3) Groping, eh? (now I am of two minds about this. I do love a good grope but hate being caught. I would employ this tactic at your own risk)
4) Heavy breathing (could be worse than the french kissing....shudder)
5)Footsie (seriously? are we like, in the 50's? Just don't do it, its dumb and hopelessly outdated. you will be laughed at by me and possibly your date)
6) Back rubbing, hair pulling, sidelong looks (again, use at your own risk. can be gross if done inappropriately or constantly)
7) NO French Kissing (oh, did I mention this one already? Did i miss anything?)
WHEW! Glad we covered and cleared that up! Back to the stairwell!!!!
